搞笑的英文句子或短語

　　搞笑的英文句子或短語

　　1、Constant dropping wears the stone.
　　滴水穿石。)

　　2、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.
　　如果事情值得做，就值得做好。)

　　3、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

　　4、Misfortunes never come alone/single.
　　禍不單行。)

　　5、Actions speak louder than words.
　　行動比語言更響亮。)

　　6、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job
　　諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵！憑啥我就要工作經驗